Important Discoveries

Part 1: When I soften my facial expression, I actually feel happier.
Part 2: Most people don't get irony. Incidentally, many of my jokes are misunderstood.
Part 3: Telling jokes that other people don't get is still fun.
Part 4: When I put less soap in my dishwasher, the dishes get cleaner.
Part 5: People pay closer attention when I whisper than when I yell.
Part 6: If my son calls my web page butter, that's a good thing.
Part 7: Not everyone likes to be the center of attention. I know. Isn't that weird?
Part 8: If I quit thinking about whether I want to do something and just do it, it gets done.
Part 9: Alice Cooper is not a girl.
Part 10: When I don't get my way, everything turns out fine anyway.